Found Plot Seeds: Apparently that's All I Do Anymore Edition

Schools closed as exotic animals prowl Ohio

Found Plot Seeds: Don't Actually Read It Edition

Dark matter found in the human genome.

Found Plot Seeds - Aagh Aagh Aagh Edition

Aaaaaaaaah!

Found Plot Seeds: Around the Internet Edition

Just this.

Actually, just the headline. Reading the article spoils the magic.

Found Plot Seeds - Cheetah Gate

"Due to unforseen circumcstances, Cheetah Gate has been closed permanently. Please enter and exit only through the main gate. We apologize for the inconvenience."